A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

This blog post marks a momentous occasion, for this will be my 50th post...wowsers! So to celebrate, I've decided to show you all the funny photos I have collected from Phuket to present. Most of them are of signs and store names which have made me laugh throughout my travels. Also, there really isn't much for me to report on Phuket. The place itself was rather ordinary and because my hotel was a palace compared to some of the places I had stayed in previously, I decided to lock myself away and relaaaax...plus they had free internet! Here we go...

Phuket

How romantic - wife goes off shopping and leaves the husband here to get drunk and receive a lap dance. If you look closer, it says "We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!" Haha. A kept man.

As my friend pointed out, if this was in Bangkok it would have surely featured in The Hangover II! What a name!

It was the last statement here that made me laugh. Rather sweet but a tad oxymoronic.

I saw this sticker on a parked motorcycle. It's so true. Are you sure that's chicken you're eating from that street stall?

The same motorcycle. I know, hardly mature but still. It's just the size of the letters. Imagine this flying past you on the road...

Kuala Lumpur

We asked for a menu not realising that this monster would be brought out. This reminds me of giant doctor moments in Scrubs. It was a workout in itself holding that thing!

I like how insecure these guys are. They're the best fries, but, ya know, we don't want a law suit on our hands so let's stick "probably" before to avoid questions if people disagree and then "in town" at the bottom. We don't want to make it a global statement...

Very true. They still have them nasty hoses in the toilets though so I'm sure this threatening message falls on deaf ears here (or whatever the equivalent of that is when reading something...blind eyes?).

Hooray, no more squatties! This guy looks like he's about to freedive into the toilet bowl. I'm sure that's not allowed either.  

Stonor Street...pretty self explanatory.

I saw this after I ate here. Now that's just mean.

A shop I can recommend a few people to visit in Chinatown!

I have other photos to come but they're better used within text to add to the stories I'll tell. I'll be moving on to the annoying bus journey from Phuket to Kuala Lumpur and further tales in the city of good eats and endless shopping areas.